We had a nice visit with my Grandma and Uncle on Sunday.
FYI: my butt is large. This is according to my 96 yr old Grandma who forced me to eat lots of food even after she told me this. Oh, and Lindsay’s top, could it be maternity wear? NO GRANDMA, she is 13! And 10 minutes into our visit, she told me how much she missed seeing Coach. I swear, sometimes she likes him better than ME!
I love this old woman, NON filtered mouth and all.
We were driving in Coach’s pickup truck this weekend ‘cause he took the big Yukon to carry bodies. (softball bodies)
In his truck there is a little open console area at the top of the roof near the rear-view mirror. This is where we keep our gum. We are gum addicts. Ok, I suppose I am the gum addict here.
This little console is made so you can keep sunglasses in this spot, or a garage remote, possibly a small handgun or just gum.
We I like gum.
well, the gum kept falling out. Really, I don’t drive erratic. It is just kept happening. really.
Linds was getting frustrated and said: “I wish this opening had a door on it, the stuff (gum) keeps falling out. What if someone wanted to carry their letter opener here, they could get stabbed in the eye while driving”
I started laughing so hard and realized again how long till we were home. (and near a bathroom)
Then as she is chomping on some gum, totally trying to annoy me, she says:
“If I were a hobo, do you think I could survive on gum alone?”
I started cracking up. She then adds:
“What? gum is plentiful, it is under benches and tables everywhere”
She then proceeds to read the calorie/nutrient numbers…”there are 10 calories in sugar free gum…how many do we need each day to survive??”
SHE will have a one woman show one day…so hoping she makes a million bucks with her zany wit.
Then…I will have ALL the gum I want at my disposal. Yes. Life will be good.
PS. I have never stuck gum anywhere that it did not belong. I am very adamant about gum going INTO the garbage. Who does that?