- *I don’t need to eat nearly as much as I do.
- *My metabolism is moving at the speed of smell.
- *My 96 yr old Grandma has fewer spider veins on her legs than I.
- *I got my legs from my Mom’s side. thanks Mom.
- *OJ is a murderer.
- *Life is too short to live it unhappily.
- *I will never have abs of steel. But will settle for aluminum foil.
- *I am doing the best I can.
- *Nothing is as important as family.
* My children are much too lazy.
What do you know?