This Much I know:

  • *I don’t need to eat nearly as much as I do.
  • *My metabolism is moving at the speed of smell.
  • *My 96 yr old Grandma has fewer spider veins on her legs than I.
  • *I got my legs from my Mom’s side. thanks Mom.
  • *OJ is a murderer.
  • *Life is too short to live it unhappily.
  • *I will never have abs of steel. But will settle for aluminum foil.
  • *I am doing the best I can.
  • *Nothing is as important as family. P1020718

* My children are much too lazy.

What do you know?