Thank you all for your well wishes concerning my Grandma yesterday. I was almost overwhelmed with all the love. Almost. I suspect, that I can handle all the love in the world. It is Thursday morning, and I am on my way back to see her. Get some answers. Give some questions. Figure out just what the heck is going on with her.
Since I have been driving so much, I thought I would share with you some of my driving wisdom. You are welcome in advance.
Did you know that I have no road rage. really. I am happy about this because I grew up with a father that had major road rage issues.
What I do when someone really irritates me on the road is this: I make a wish for them. Yep. Nice huh? Well, really not so much. My wishes are as follows for the rude folks.
If they are just plain idiots. ie: speeding down MY street. I wish for them a flat tire.
If they are really rude and cut off people in traffic with no regard, I wish for them a flat tire in the rain and a cold sore.
If they are horrid drivers who should be OFF the road forever, I wish for them a flat tire in the rain, a cold sore and a debilitating case of gonorrhea.
Feel free to borrow any of these helpful tips, or use your own ‘wishes.’
Gosh, if only I could rule the universe…*cue evil laugh here*
Do you get road rage? Am I the only one wishing for people to get their ‘paybacks’ for acting incorrectly?