Yesterday, I saw the strangest thing… so far this year. But I have one day left to top it.
And I say strange considering I had an encounter with the Butterfly Hair lady this summer. Remember Her?
I shall never forget you, my insect- in- the- hair- wearing- friend.
And then over the summer there was the elderly man at the pier with the shiny silver lame’ Capri’s, a tube top and sweet little kitten heels.
No picture of my daring yet fashion forward friend, sorry. But picture it in your head…now try to get it out!!!!
This weird sighting happened yesterday, in Super Walmart. (I know, shocker)
I saw a grown man…..and he was……he was…
he was……HE WAS….
smelling cat litter.
He was opening different containers and COMPARING CAT LITTER SMELLS!!!
Who does this?
It is not shampoo…it is not perfume.
He saw me… seeing him. I could not look away.
I could not contain the shock on my face.
I then stayed farrr away from him, for fear he could smell that I had 3 cats at home.
When I got home, I scooped the cat boxes.
I held my breath the entire time.
I refuse to smell the poop or the litter.
I have a feeling all those weird smelling issues…well, they start at home. right?
Goodbye 2009 and Welcome 2010.
2010, I don’t know what you have planned for us..but please, be merciful. Please.
What is the weirdest thing you have seen this year?
May 2010 bring only good into your life.
and not weirdness.