Dayquil sends me right to sleep.
Nyquil wires me wide awake.
Too much caffeine makes me loco.
Pain medication makes me jittery and cranky.
Tea makes me pee.
Uncooked spinach gives me intestinal bubbles.
Too many raw nuts binds up my insides.
Being around someone with a cold makes my sinuses hurt. Immediately.
Being near someone with the stench of cigarettes on their clothes makes me want to gag.
Watching discovery health channel brings on many, many body pains.
The smell of fried food gives me a headache.
Well now that I read all of that, perhaps I am not that complex at all.
I am a party. I swear!