Unless it is a cold virus or a jail cell. Keep those to yourself.
Ok, I said I had a little something sweet that I wanted to share. Actually I said it was super duper sweet and cute news that will get me into trouble for sharing.
It is not BIG news.
Nothing that needed lights, press, or an interruption of your lunch. (thankyouverymuch Tiger Woods)
I may disappoint you today.
I said it was nothing big. OK?
NO. I am not getting a puppy. Please. I have enough animals.
*Ruff Ruff* *Meow* *slither* *sss…sss…sss* (noisy *lizards)
Ok, so the cutest. sweetest…little thing that I thought I wanted to share, but was afraid to share, cause I will get into trouble is:
It is too risky for me.
I shant do it.
I have much to lose.
I will die a painful death.
I still have much unfinished business.
I mean, who would organize that huge pile of photos on the table?
What? You don’t care about my painful death?
Ok, well, then I will tell you but in code words. Ok? Ok.
Don’t complain if you can’t figure this out on your own.
I made a promise.
There is this painful death I have to worry about.
Ok, so the cutest sweetest little piece of news is as follows:
It involves a teenager in my house.
I won’t tell you which one. But she may or may NOT play a sport that involves a stick like apparatus and a round thingy.
No, not hockey.
But I can’t tell you what sport. Ok?
She is 6 in this picture. lil’ jack-o-lantern.
Well, anyhoo, when she played this particular sport that I can’t mention, she had boys on her team.
You know back then, she was one of the boys. Well, she practically is today as well, but she has caught the boys eyes for more than just playing sports. You know what I mean.
Heck, look at her:
Oh wait, not THAT photo.
I mean, we don’t have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her anymore. (The sayings I learned from my Dad…)
So, this particular teenager may or may NOT have a boyfriend that MAY or MAY NOT go to the same school as her.
He MAY or MAY NOT play a sport SIMILAR to hers too.
No, NOT Lacrosse.
And guess what else.
He MAY or may NOT have been on her SAME team way back when.
He MAY or may NOT be in this photo right here:
(my jack-o- lantern is 2nd from the left)
This particular boy MAY or MAY NOT have been to our house several times in the last month.
This particular boy may or may NOT have a cell phone permanently attached to his ear talking to one of my children.
I am just sayin’.
That is all.
I think that if all this were true, that it would make for a really, really sweet and cute story.
if it were true.
I won’t confirm anything.
I hope my death is not too painful.
I love you all.
PS. Remember I like tulips.
PSS. Someone please feed the animals and water my garden.
PSSS. I like all my photos organized in chronological order.