The coach and I have some miles on our vehicles.
I mentioned the other day that as soon as I hit 123,456, I am going to take a picture. Because I am a nerd like that.
He said, “well, I am almost there.”
The next morning, when he arrived at work, he emailed me this picture taken via his crackberry ‘cause he is a nerd too.
I sent him a reply stating: “Oh man, you beat me!”
Coach’s reply: “I am surprised I could take a pic going 150mph.”
I looked at the photo again, then gasped!!!!
My reply: “I am going to shank you.”
Coach: “You know going 150 mph I would only have 24 seconds total to…recognize mileage-get my phone-snap photo-and, oh, and get back in my lane…”
Apparently, he is a talented speeding nerd.
Don’t be alarmed.
His speedometer is broken.
Did I scare you?
He has no idea how fast he was going…as if having a working speedometer ever made a difference.