My good friend, also known as my ‘farming mentor’ often shares with our family the bounty of his harvest.
Last week, he sent a large bag of goodies over….after inspection, I am wondering just what he is fertilizing his garden with.
Agri-porn
Boy carrot meets girl carrot, they fall in love, have babies and meet their demise on my salad plate.
The end.
SUZ!!!!!!
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It's too early for me to be laughing this much! You have coined a new word: agri porn!!!
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I fear there has been too much inbreeding in these carrots. That must be the reason the right legs are so under-developed. Time to bring in new breeding stock. Those two are definitely cousins.
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Love it! I can't wait to see what the artichokes did; you just know they're the dirty ones in the garden.
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Awesome!!
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You naughty girl! Love it!!!
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MwaaahahahaTotal agri porn for sure, how dang funny! Glad you shared 😀
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Hilarious Suz. Good morning!
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BAHAHAHAHAHA! ohmigosh! I am dying again today! First you call some random woman a crack whore in the bank parking lot…now this…ha ha ha.. You are my favorite. You are by far the coolest blogger I know!
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They look like Brittany Spears' legs before photoshop.
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Suz! That is wrong and nasty and funny as hell!<
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oh my gosh. laughing my head off. : )
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Fun, biology at the dinner table!!http://www.gardenersreach.com/post/M-is-for-Mallard.aspx
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Mow chicka mow wow!
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I've got to stop laughing so I can type straight. I don't know about the fertilizer you Floridians use — I've never gotten anything like this out of my garden!
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Carrots are my favorite veggie!
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I think you should nail down the \”agri-porn\” name on all the blog sites and start soliciting photos. You just might have a \”cake wrecks\” site on your hands!
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OOooooh….these would pair up well with the tomatoes my sister grew!lMnop
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Oh you be a BAD GIRL, Suz….. I've laughed and laughed over those carrots…. I'm not sure I could eat 'those' carrots. Just think what I could become IF I ate one…. ha hahaHugs,Betsy
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this post shoulda been called porganic love story! wow they look so real life!makes you wonder what those lil rooty toot toot veggies do in the dark underground, for fun, dont it…?!? i wonder if they think up shapes to grow in just to freak us out when we pick them. like, surprise! i look like your aunt mable's boosooms… or summit like that. lolyes, with lo having her own wheels now, you will be free to do other things and it does feel nice not to have to get up so early….enjoy!c
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aw man! i couldn't eat those kiddies.
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LOL! Awesome.
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Agri porn… love it!
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You are to funny!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Insanity is only part of your charm.Calling people 'crack whore' is another part…in case you were wondering.I could go on….. 🙂
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OMG!! adam and eve veggies!ROTF!!you should send that to failblog.org 😀
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I am laughing so hard! This post should come with an NC-17 rating!
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OMG, I am DYING! That is hilarious!!!!!!!
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