What did I do this week?
Mulch mania. Missy McMulchesAlot.
80 bags down, 20 to go.
I did take one day off from mulch duties. Slacker McSlacksalot.
Remember a few weeks ago I declared that I would not mess with anymore rocks?
Well, I lied. Lucy McLiesalot.
I forgot there was a rock situation at the front of our house where I was doing some re-landscaping.
Guess how many snakes I encountered in said rocks? Guess.
A LOT. Turns out snakes like to hide in big rock beds.
Guess how many times I screamed?
Forizzle. But I did gasp a few times. And I asked them to politely leave the area for a little while.
Guess how many times I screamed when I thought I had a big spider stuck to my glove but it turned out to be a funky piece of mulch.
Once. And loUD!
I think my Mom in Atlanta may have heard that one.
I no likey spiders.
I will show photos of my landscaping beautification project next week. Right after Better Homes and Gardens is done with my post photo shoot interview.
Speaking of snakes. Our Freddy The Freeloader is happy that summer is here…this is when he is allowed to leave the comforts of the playroom and head outside to the lanai. He oversees the outdoor kitchen. If you want to grill…you have to ask him first.
He is always accommodating. And yes, he does stay in his cage for the most part. On occasion we (and by we, I mean the kids and Coach) will take him out for some exercise. Turns out he likes the pool and is a great floater.
Please don’t mistake Freddie the Freeloader for a floatie noodle.
What makes you lose your marbles the quickest?
Have a great weekend everyone.
Remember your Sunscreen and ditch the Funscreen!!!