Well, that is what *they* say…
So that means when we got married you were really only 15.
And when we were dating you were really only 6 or so…
So, the fact that you were that young explains why you were almost always shirtless…
One of these days, possibly you will really act your age.
But, I don’t see that happening anytime soon.
On second thought, acting our age really might be overrated.
Happy birthday Coach.
~The best is yet to beeeeeee~