The things I learn from watching reality TV….
I was innocently watching the Real Housewives of Orange county the other day (btw: none of them are real housewives…they all have housekeepers. LIARS.)
One woman, who shall remain nameless and expressionless forever said:
When I had my first baby I told my husband “For my PUSH present I want a Bentley.”
And she got a flippin’ Bentley.
I watched this…my mouth agape….
and then I thought: Wow, when I gave birth I DID get a present too.
It was AN ACTUAL human BABY.
BOO Yah. Top that Mrs. Botulism.
Has anyone else heard of this??
Call me crazy…I thought that was gift enough.
Am I low maintenance…or am I human?
I’ll go with human on this one.