I stopped my car and I waved the group of teenagers across the mall parking area, they stared blankly at me as they sauntered sloooowwwwly in front of my car.
It appeared that they were walking as slow as they possibly could without falling over.
So, I did what any sane person would do. I hit the gas pedal as hard as I could and I ran them over swiftly.
Bam. just like that.
Ok, I fantasized the running over part.
Yes, It felt good.