I’m not afraid of Muslims, tea partiers, socialists, immigrants gun owners or gay people….But I am kinda scared of spiders. ~ Random magnet found in Vegas
Truthfully, I am terrified of *large spiders. They can actually cause me to have a conniption fit, a hissy fit and a seizure at the same time.
A sight worthy of you-tube’s greatest hits.
And surprisingly it is also a good cardio workout for me.
*large is defined as my thumb nail and bigger.
A funny moment that happened yesterday, and since it happened in the bathroom, it is worthy of sharing with you, my close and personal friends.
I went into my bathroom and I piddled. Like I do. Don’t act like you don’t.
When I went to flush, I noticed a smallish spider in the toilet.
Three thoughts went through my head; in this order:
1. Oh my Buddha, I pee’d a spider!!!
2. I wonder if Web MD has any information on this.
3. Oh, duh, I forgot I snapped him up earlier and sacrificed him to the porcelain Gods.
Yeah, I always go with the reasonable thoughts first.
Aren’t you glad I included the links to my fits? Just in case you didn’t know what they were, I think hissy fit might be a southern thang. And it really looks the same as a conniption, but with a sweet accent as I am screaming my head off.