Confusion manufactured by manufacturers and goat-tee good pizza.

I had a very productive weekend…Ok, maybe NOT VERY, but semi-productive….and really, that is the best kind for me. I love nothing better than starting Monday knowing I’ve put a dent in my to-do-lists. Just a dent. How about you??
Being productive isn’t always exciting or sharable. But you know what is sharable? Things that make you go hmmm.
This right here perplexes me so much, that my brain gets all squeaky thinking about it.
24 hour moisture.
AFTER 4 showers?
What does that mean? I have to wait to have moisture after 4 showers?
For every 4 showers, I have 24 hours of moisture?
Therefore 8 showers gives me 48 hours of moisture? 
If I skip a shower, what happens?

I don’t get it…sounds like some of those lies my high school math teacher made up to make me feel inadequate.
Frankly, I don’t even use it. I like an old fashioned bar of soap.  Soap has no directions or specifications and I like that. I like that a lot.
FYI: If you ever find yourself in prison, remember: DON’T drop the soap; this is what you learn from watching cable tv.
And for your belly yearning pleasure, I present to you dinner from last night. The photo does not do it justice. 
Goat cheese and veggie pizza. I know. Darn tootin’ that is pretty and it was so darn good I slapped myself! Twice.
Notice, I didn’t think to photograph it until I tasted the first piece. Will you forgive me?
I hope your weekend was fun. Or productive. Or yummy. 
Or perhaps all of the above?

32 thoughts on “Confusion manufactured by manufacturers and goat-tee good pizza.”

  1. First, I don't think that you'll ever be hired as a photographer for Food and Wine Magazine. I could be wrong, but…Second, I've always found you quite moist. Well, you know, from this distance.Third, I'm glad you were able to put a dent into your \”to do\” list. I didn't but I'm glad you could.Fourth, I'll drop the soap if I want!m.

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  2. Productivity and crossing things off lists are a big Jan. goal for me…I am about well, sort of, kind of making progress…I think I might stop and take 4 showers with your soap and eat some pizza though…

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  3. CH LOVES goat cheese on pizza. I did NOTHING this weekend…unless you want to count sitting on the couch playing Words with Friends and Hanging with Friends and watching Season 6 of Dexter as doing something.

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  4. my skin is so dry. can the showers be all in the same day? find out, will ya?yummo pizza. and i thought you were just the queen bee of salad & paninis. did you make the crust?xoxoi still miss you.

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  5. Ooooh, yummy pizza!!! I probably would've eaten it all before I'd remembered pictures!Not sure what to think of the body wash :/ Does that mean it takes four washes before moisture really starts kicking in? If you miss a few showers, do you have to start over again. I don't like to have to think too hard when I'm in the shower.

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  6. A math teacher told you lies to make you feel inadequate? Surely you jest! I can honestly say that in all my years of teaching math, I never told a lie to make a student feel inadequate (making them feel better is a different story).But nice guy that I am, I'll forgive that slander for a slice of that yummy pizza.

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  7. Oh, that pizza looks GOOD. How did you get your crust so thin and crispy-looking?I don't understand that shower-soap label, either. The things they dream up to complicate our lives! 😉

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  8. Wow, that pizza looks absolutely delicious!! The best part, I could have it all to myself since there are several things on there nobody (but me) would eat on a pizza. Maybe that's the way to go….

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  9. Your pizza looks delish! I love thin crust! : ) That soap is weird..I agree. I am using all sorts of different kinds right now trying to find a 'healthy' one that doesn't leave me all dry and itchy. So far I've settled on the \”Yes to..\” line for soap, face moisturizer and hand lotion. : )

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  10. About soap – – – the kind my husband uses changed the shape – – supposedly to make it easier to hold and put on a washcloth or your body. What I noticed was the bar seemed smaller!

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  11. Did we have the same high school math teacher? I don't feel much better helping my second grader do word problems…..I always knew body wash was too complicated. I keep trying to convince my daughter (and sons but they won't admit to it) that soap is better–as long as they don't drop it! That pizza looks good! I wonder how I could \”sneak\” some goat cheese into something and surprise the kids……………….

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  12. Hi Suz, That Body Wash bottle is confusing for sure… Don't think I'd try that one. I'd want that moisture after the first shower!!!!! haYour pizza makes me hungry… It looks so good—I can almost taste it… Yum!Hugs,Betsy

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  13. False advertising at it's finest..Maybe that's why they created soap on a rope? As for the Pizza, send me a piece and I'll do a review for ya:) Was another jammie weekend here in the land of lost lizards… Have a great week Suz.

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  14. Hi there, I'm new to your blog, I came over from Maple Lane. You are hilarious. I love your sense of humor. On my blog, theoakesplace.blogspot.com you'll find a picture of my new puppy. She's part boxer. You might like it.Anyway, I love your blog and your newest follower!Susan

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