I was at Marshall’s, and in the midst of looking for a new blouse that made me look 15lbs lighter, I overheard this conversation in the fitting room…..
The two youngish ladies come in after I was already in my stall.
One was next to me, the other was across the hall/aisle.
Girl #1: Oh my gosh…I love this. It makes my b**bs and belly look like perfection! Ayee!!
Girl #2 : Oh, cool. Hold on a minute, I need to finish getting this on and then I want to see.
Girl #2 enters #1’s stall: “Oh wow…that LOOKS great!” followed by a few sentences in spanish….then some spanish mixed with english.
All I could really understand were the words sh*t girlllll over and over.
Now, they are both in the same stall trying on different outfits.
#1 and #2 are giddy, laughing and cussing….mostly in spanish now, with a few english words thrown in for me.
I understand the english….it’s mostly cuss words with a lot of ‘oh my God’s’ mixed in.
The laughing, the sh*t girlllll and ‘oh my God’ing’ goes on for a few minutes.
This is where I start to pay attention:
#2 says to #1: Dang girl, YOU look really really good.
#1 Thanks! I’ve geen going to this place on The Boulevard! It’s super cheap and never crowded!
#2: wow….I need to go where you are going, because YOU have never looked hotter.
me thinking: Wow, she must be working out….sounds like she has some rock hard abs….I wonder WHAT gym she goes too. I want to see this girl when I get some clothes back on.
Me thinking: Wow, that is really cheap for a gym membership and I live close to the Boulevard!
Followed by laughter and more spanish/cussing.
Me thinking: What? Snookie? What? Did Snookie just lose a lot of weight and start working out? How did she stop drinking long enough to exercise safely? Is she working out with The Situation?
Then, it dawns on me….#1 has been going to a tanning salon.
Pulled me into this conversation, and it was about a tanning salon.
Stupid jerky tan girls!
I can’t wait to see them in 10 years when their faces has fallen off; Sh*t girlllllllll.
PS. I did find a shirt that made me look thinner. Exactly .2 lbs thinner.