Transvestites and strippers; we are family.

There has been a lot of himming and hawing, moaning, groaning and general grumbling around this house.
And that was just me getting my pants on.

Anyhoo, The Homecoming dance is this weekend. THIS dress made me giddy.
If I had my way, Lindsay would be wearing it to the dance. {Doing her best ‘Toddlers in Tiara’s” pose}
BUT, do I get my way? 
Well, I did once. Or thrice.
 Sadly, the dresses that SHE desires to wear make her appear as though she is 25. 
We compromised with purchasing a dress that makes her look like she is 18. 
Which is ok, since she is almost 17. 
You do the math, ’cause I’m exhausted.
Now that I think about it….I don’t really have any issues with her dress choices, it’s the SHOES! 
She covets shoes that transvestites also covet. And strippers. 
Lest we forget the strippers.  
Have a great weekend!
And if you dance this weekend, dance like nobody’s  watching…because more than likely, nobody’s watching.
Unless you have a creepy neighbor. Or you’re a stripper.


Zebra IS the new black

A few weeks ago Linds and I did an impromptu bathroom makeover, which started because we were near the bathroom section at Target. 
Sometimes that is all it takes; being in the vicinity of a department. 
ME: Linds do you want a new shower curtain? 
Linds: Yes! Can we have a Zebra print?
How about zebra artwork?
 And a zebra rug? Can’t have a zebra shower curtain and zebra artwork without a zebra rug.
 And seriously, who would dream of having a zebra shower curtain, zebra artwork and a zebra rug without having a black lava lamp. I mean Seriously? 
Yeah, that didn’t make sense to me either, but I was apparently wore down by this time. 
Of course, all this zebra-ness would make me happier if it stayed cleaner. This is about the cleanest that countertop ever gets…which is way below my standards. 
*breath Suz, breath*
{And yes that is a red bandana, Lindsay is part of the bloods, see why she gets away with so much?}
We re-did the girls’ bathroom several weeks ago and yet this morning, I realized I was the actual trend setter here. I’ve had this rug in front of my tub for a few years.

Copy Cat kids.

Happy zebra Wednesday!