What happens in Vegas….goes on the blog.

My Mom and I had a great trip to Vegas for her birthday.
I’ll give you the highlights. NOT the hair kind, the other kind. 
Isn’t Bev the cutest?
Margarita’s overlooking the Grand Canal in Venice. 
Have you witnessed one of these ‘real’ statues? I have issues not wiggling for one minute….how do they do it?
Mom swears this is the SAME one that she saw here several years ago. 
Me: Mom, how would you know if it is the same person?
Her: I recognize the eyes!
That woman cracks me up…I think they all wear black contacts.
We saw Jersey Boys in Paris!
I purchased the tickets on the sole recommendation from Trip Advisor. I really had no idea what the show/story was about….but I am glad that Snookie nor The Situation were involved. 
This show was so awesome I just wanted to cuss profusely and then marry it. Mom and I both recommend it to anyone who likes good stuff. Do you like good stuff?
We also saw LOVE. A Cirque Du Soleil production set to Beatles songs. 
Bloody brilliant! 
I don’t know those people, but they would not get out of my way for the photo. More than likely they were drunk out of their minds….it’s Vegas after all. 
We stayed at the Mirage….which was weird because when we saw it from a distance, it looked very different than up close. 
I live for cheesy jokes. 
 The birthday girl with her favorite daughter. 
My Mom will make friends with anyone. You should have seen all the characters she brought home when I was a kid…it began with my Dad.
She made friends with these crazy club kids from B.C one morning.

I think she might have been invited to a rage later in the day, so I suggested an new outfit.

Stay tuned….I have a post to share about meeting one of my favorite bloggers while in Vegas!!!
Now you are thinking:
“but I thought I was her favorite and I don’t remember meeting her!”
That is because you were too drunk to remember it…geeze.


The outtakes and what really makes me laugh

So, it has been a week. A lot of sadness……always with the sadness. I wish the bad stuff would end. Actually, I wish the bad stuff had ended long before I could remember bad stuff.
Wishes won’t wash dishes, or make bad stuff go away. I pray, focus on the good and love my people.

Outtakes from Prom.
Since I never went to prom….and since I can never stop talking about how I never went to prom….yeah, even I’m sick of it now. The flower thing always gets away from us. I’ve forgotten the boutonniere thingymagigery every year until the day of. My girls? They’ve forgotten them too. Last minute lucy who? We remembered about 5 hours before this year. (GO us)

 Linds: when do I know it is stuck properly? Me: When you see blood. 
You may have assumed that since I’m all ‘gangsta like’, that Linds would follow in my gangsta footsteps. Your assumptions would be correct. 
 That girl is hard core. Don’t mess with her shank Iphone. 
Ok, lets get to the Ozzie photo bombs. This is what he is famous for. 
 Ozzie: What? What? someone is taking a photo? Where should I stand? Where? where? 
In Mama’s leg area?

 Right here? Is this where you want me to stand? 

 Oh, since I have to stand here….might as well kill two birds with one stream of pee. 

If you really want to know how immature and silly I am, watch this video. (you might have seen it recently?)
I laughed all 24 times that I watched it.
I can’t decide if the whale, the rhino or the groundhog are the funniest.

If you laughed, then you are part of the silly club. Welcome! Tell, me what made you laugh the hardest?
Sharing is caring….I’m hoping that all of you have something to smile about today.