Christmas Cards and Cussing:
Do you love getting Christmas cards? How about the newsletter’?
This year, I was lucky to just get my cards made. I took the girls photo one night, uploaded
it to shutterfly and ordered them within 10 minutes. But as I as making the cards, I was having issues with the site, and I have to confess…..
I cussed OUT LOUD while placing my Christmas card order.
If you want to stop reading now…I won’t blame you.
I didn’t even realize I cussed OUT LOUD until Lindsay did that ExORcIST thing with her head spinning to look at who was sitting next to her cussing.
It might have been the word that starts with an F and doesn’t end with T.
Oh well, she is almost 18, she might as well learn the truth:
Her Mother IS a HEATHEN!
I’m going to hell in a longaberger hand basket.
I finally received our cards in the mail last week from Shutterfly; I’ve been working mailing them daily. Sadly for me, our PC died this year that held most of my addresses….so I can really only send OUT a card after I GET a card.
This is not a great system for me.
Seriously, I’m the girl that had an excel spreadsheet for my Christmas card list.
Yes, I have issues.
That thing involving glitter:
I was cleaning up the craft room the other night….boy, it looked like Martha Stewart and her cohorts had been here and they were ALL ON CRACK!
Anyhoo’s….as I was lifting up the containers of glitter over my head to set on a shelf…..the sh*t hit the fan.
Actually the glitter hit my face, hair, chest and EYEBALLS!
Red glitter everywhere; it looked like a sparkly massacre!
I’m lucky to be alive.
It will be 2015 before my hair is glitter-free.
Ok, so my cussing is getting out of hand…surely I’m on the naughty list now.
Our family celebrates big on Christmas Eve….a nice big dinner with most all of Coach’s people.
They are actually my people too, but we don’t’ share DNA….only the insanity.
Wishing you and yours the very best with minimal cussing!