Seeking my inner meow.

I got my hair did last Saturday. 
My stylist must have been delirious, because she gave me a Dorothy Hammilish type cut. 
Everyone knows I’m a roller skater and NOT an ice skater.
everyone.
Oh well. It will grow out.
Lolo declared: It’s adorable; you look SO cute!!!
Me: I’m done with adorable, I’m ready to move into sex kitten mode.
Lolo: Ummmm after two kids, you are done with the sex kitten phase. Even daddy knows that.
Well that sounds like a challenge to me!
I dusted off my curling iron and fluffed things up a bit. 
I’ve banished the 1976 Dorothy ‘do. 
(btw: we were both being sarcastic; which is our first language and we all know Daddy loves his sex kitten)
Wow, that just got creepy.
I’ll never be up for a gold medal in a sporting event….unless being sarcastic is a sport. 
Meow.

To fight it or give in; that is the dilemma

It started with the several sneezes each day last week, then I felt my sinus passages as they were swelling…..and I knew it; the summer cold-it’s a coming.
Daaa dunnn dunnn dunnnnn
I’ve been fighting it with vitamin C; drinking emergen-C, Zicam tablets and I’m ingesting gallons of water daily.
I’m fighting so hard because the Coach and I have a get away planned for next weekend.
{burglars, my In laws will be here with their 3 dogs so don’t even bother}
But then I started to think:
“Hey, I’m fighting this, but it WILL come eventually and it WILL get me. Maybe I should just give in and get it over with?!

So, today I’m going to Macy’s and I’m gonna lick the escalator handrail from the first floor to the second.
Then I’ll stop at Chuck E. Cheese and I’ll play some video games, not wash my hands and I’ll end my afternoon with a nap in the ball pit.

That should get it going quite well…..if only there was some old dingy phone booth where I could enjoy my dinner.

Did someone just throw up?

Any other suggestions?

XOXO