We traveled to visit three potential wedding venues this past weekend with Lolo and Nathan. Woot woot! It’s so nice to think of, plan for, and look forward to good things. The venues were far enough for Coach and I to need an overnight stay at at hotel; traveling during the time of Corona isn’t the most enjoyable, but we made it work.
We visited another one a few weekends ago and out of the four, we really like two, and mayybeee the third is still in the running. One that we saw was a really interesting historic building, and I couldn’t help but notice the amazing open three story windows and view….and how dirty the windows were on the outside. Do you think I mentioned it? Hell yes, I mentioned it. Ain’t nobody got time to drop a wad of $ and not have clean windows. Nobody.
While we were at one of the venues (masks were required for all indoor venue visits) the Coach mentioned to me that he likes his mask because the beak look is ‘slimming’. To further perpetuate this revelation he then told me (a lie) that a gentleman passed him as he walked into the mens room and called him ‘slim’. I’m gonna need to upgrade my flat mask for a beak type.
Did I tell you that Lindsay’s place of employment never reopened after Florida reopened? No worries though, she found an even better job in a management position a few weeks later. I told her she’s like a cat, always landing on her feet.
The Coach and I finally made it to her Kava bar for a visit. Have you heard of these places? This is all new to me. Get this: It’s a bar, but they don’t sell alcohol.
Hey, it’s 2020, everything is topsy turvy.
Coach had an herbal tea. I know, you’re thinking Linds pulled some mulch out of the landscaping and threw it in a cup of hot water, but it’s really tea. The metal straw has a strainer so he didn’t drink the
mulch herbs. If you didn’t know it, we’re crunchy people now. I’m letting my arm pit hair grow out and I’m currently tye dying all my clothes.
I had a raspberry/lemonade Kratom drink. Have you heard of Kratom? I read all about it, and I still don’t know what it is aside that it comes from a root. People like it for its calming effect. I had a big glass of it and it felt a bit like having a small glass of wine. (I usually pour a big one for myself) I was relaxed, but not tipsy, tired or impaired. Pretty cool. I can see why all the new age hippies like it! We’re thinking of converting, but I’ll let you know how it goes because I have all those non hemp clothes I would need to sell.
So, that was our weekend.
How about you? Any hippie tendencies you feel inclined to share with the class? Did you call someone out on lackadaisical housekeeping?