Unsolved Mutant Mystery

No, I am not obsessed with bugs…I am not really a fan at all, yet, they seem to find me. All.The.Time.
AND this guy, well he was too cool to ignore. 
And by cool, I mean totally freakishly weird.

Not sure WHAT he is. I asked him several times: please identify, please identify…. 
 he ignored me.
See those big buggy eyes on the top of his head? The better to see you with my dear. 
He could be a leaf bug? A praying mantis? A mutant praying-leaf-lobster bug?
His undercarriage is red and his back side is green. Just in time for Christmas.

 He hung around this spot for a few hours, I think he might have been interested in me as well. 
But he did not have a camera…and hopefully he does not have a blog.  
After I came back into the house, I had the distinct feeling that a weird long legged, big eyed bug was in my hair and slowing crawling down my neck. 
Oh, I’m getting that feeling again now. 
You too? My bad.
That is all I have to share today. Carry on. 
xoxo

14 thoughts on “Unsolved Mutant Mystery”

  1. My first thought was praying mantis, but I've never seen a mutant mantis like that before. Just what exactly is going on in your garden?? 😉

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  2. Little mutant hankiepankie going on in your yard huh? I think it's a misguided praying mantis thinking it's still Halloween time:) btw, I love Marks Vincent Pricey kinda answer…mwahahahaa

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  3. Hi Suz, I'm not much of a bug person… In fact, I can feel him on me right now!!!!!! ha ha BUT—as far as bugs go, that is a 'purdy' one!!!!!Now—-go get him out of your hair… Okay?Hugs,Betsy

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  4. He IS a bug. He's from homeland security and he's actually a camera and a mic all in one. He crawls about your property and then sends intel back to H.Q.They are watching you Suz!:-))

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