Crossing Off Things Is An Addiction I Can Get Behind & TTFN

For the past few years we’ve needed to do something about our shower floor tile. The marble was in good shape, but the grout was terrible; I’d had three contractors come and look at repairing/replacing the grout and they all said I need to redo the whole shower floor. That was last year and I felt defeated, but this year, I was renewed, I was determined! I was also sick of looking at the nasty shower floor.

Finally, I contacted a tile guy via Thumbtack. We liked him, we liked is price, we liked his reviews and it was scheduled. I found some lovely floor tile that coordinated with the shower walls and bathroom floor and he came back a few weeks later to prep the floor with a primer.

The day he started the work, I’d kept the Frenchies at the back of the house behind a baby gate while he primed the floor; he would come back the next day to lay the tile. When he finished the primer and departed, I’d let the girls out and they were happy to have access to the whole house again.

Picture me at the countertop on my laptop after I’d set the dogs free, just Lolly dolling away, when I’d realized what I’d just done: I had NOT shut our bathroom door.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

The Frenchies were drawn to the wet primer like flies to sh*t. In a matter of minutes, they tramped it all over the bathroom floor and that stuff dried fast! I got most of it up, but not all. And I was able to get most off their paws, but I did initiate a run/play party on the driveway to get more primer off their pads with concrete as a helper.

(we’re having our marble floors polished and sealed in June, which was needed anyway!)

Before and After:

We’re thrilled with the result!

GET OUT OF INTO THE CLOSET

When we did our big remodel in 2016, the way the interior/exterior walls were adjusted, we decided to close-in a previous angled, sliding glass door in our bedroom. For a few years, we had a lovely wardrobe/pie cabinet in the weird shaped spot, but it just wasn’t right and we eventually took the pie cabinet to Georgia where it resides in our master bathroom.

We decided to make this odd corner into a closet, but finding closet doors for it was a challenge.

It’s an odd shape/size and sliding doors would never have worked. SO, it sat there like a weird relative, staring at us for four years. (Coach’s boots and ball caps slowly took over the corner)

Late last year, I finally bit the bullet and said to the Coach: I found a place that makes custom bifold/barn doors, they’re super expensive, but we’ve got to do something. Bonus: They’re made in the USA!

It took a few months for them to arrive and when they did, that was a whole ‘nother issue. The doors were shipped by JB Hunt in an eighteen wheeler, in custom made crates. They weighed SIX HUNDRED pounds with the crates. I couldn’t have them delivered to the house because I don’t currently keep a warehouse forklift here to be able to pick up the crates from the eighteen wheeler at my driveway gate. I was perplexed when the shippers called me, explaining the logistics, then my husband reminded me that we have forklifts and many men working at our factory, so I had the doors delivered there. How do I forget these things? Our guys were able to bring them to our house from the shop and we had one of our Install Guru’s put them up for us.

Here’s the progress from beginning to end. Mind you, that open cavern with boots/hats/boxes stacked up? We looked at that for at least four years.

We moved a lot of Coach’s stuff in there, so now our regular master closet is not so jam packed.

Please don’t unfriend me, ’cause I feel like I’m being overly braggadocios with all my updates; but, I don’t think I’m the only one who gets a high when their To Do List has more checked-off marks, than unchecked.



Who uses the TTFN phrase from Tiger? It’s one of my faves.

I don’t want anyone to worry and call the Popo Lolo looking for me, because I’ll be mostly MIA in the next few weeks.

Don’t miss me too much and happy Mother’s Day!

XO

Smoking Dogs With Potential Gambling Probs & We’ve Finally Contained Ours

A few weeks ago the Coach and I along with two friends went to the East Coast, to see a comedian at the Seminole Hard Rock Indian Casino, so we booked an overpriced hotel room and stayed the night. We had an amazing dinner prior to the show, and since it was Saturday night, the casino portion of the hotel was jam packed.

What blew my mind more than seeing all the human kibbles & bits butts & underboob (who goes from the pool to roulette without a wardrobe change?) all over the place, and more than the amount of people smoking inside, was the amount of DOGS in the casino. We saw an entire family of French Bulldogs: Mom, Dad and three babies in a dog stroller; apparently they don’t care about the babies getting second hand smoke.

There was a man who took his TWO GREAT DANES into the comedy show and then we saw the three of them the next morning having breakfast at the food court. You can’t tell me those are Emotional Support dogs. You just can’t.

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND THEIR DOGS? I mean, I am bonafide loony toons over my critters, but people have lost their minds and bring them everywhere.

A few years ago, my girlfriend Dawn stated to me: I blame this on Petsmart; they encouraged people to bring their dogs shopping and now people just can’t stop. She’s not wrong.

I see them at the grocery store and Target. I remember when it used to be just little foo-foo dogs, but recently I saw a doberman in Homegoods; she was perusing the candle aisle. This was not a ‘service’ dog, which of course people are just abusing. You know, my two Frenchies? Well if you see anyone with one of those and claims them as Therapy Dogs, those people are beyond help.


Speaking of my little turds. I’m not sure that I’ve complained about it here, but I have in real life: Our yard is too big. I know, again with the champagne problems Suz?

I was forever losing the dogs in the yard. *My goal was to keep them in the back portion of our property, but they always wanted to go to the front area. Biscuit is slim enough to walk through our front gate and has done so if a dog/bunny/cat is in the vicinity. It stresses me out. We’ve used the electric fence too, but it’s not always reliable.

About three months ago, the Coach and I decided to lessen the Frenchie Yard and fence in part of our back yard and as of just this last week, we now have a fence within a fence! My life is exponentially easier now!

*One small part of the issue with the girls in the front yard. About seven months ago, I arrived home from my evening workout. Coach is in the driveway, and four of the neighbors grandkids are in our yard playing with the dogs. I was all WHAT IS THIS? Turns out, my sweet husband told the kids that if they see us outside with the dogs, that they can jump the fence and play with the pups. How often do you think I was out there with the dogs for a quick pee break or to fill my bird feeders and I had a handful of kids jumping the fence for a Play Date? I started to play the lead in The Fugitive in my own yard, avoiding the kids seeing us. I know. I’m horrible, but I don’t always have forty-five minutes on a whim for them to play.

This is the back portion before the new fence railing:

And this morning: (excuse the bright sunlight, because Florida)

We’re thrilled! They still have too much space, a quarter of an acre at least, but this was the best layout with our house and our current property line fencing. Now I can take my eyes off them and not worry. I still stalk them after the sun goes down because we do have predators and predators don’t care about fences.

Bonus: the sweet kids next door can’t even see this part of our back yard.

I know, I’m Still Terrible!

One of our next ‘to do’s is to paint the current white railing fence across the front to match the new bronze colored fencing, which matches our updated gutters and Bahama shutters as of 2022.


Are you also seeing dogs everywhere? Does it seem weird to you, or is that just a Suzanne thing?

Wishing you a day where you can contain your loved critters, but not your JOY!

XOXO

The Traumatic Thing That Happened, Twins Run In Our Family And The Sitter Strikes Again

Back to our recent trip to Georgia a few weeks ago…

Here is a serene video of one area of the creek that runs through our property and it was taken about twenty five minutes before the almost life altering moment that I’d hinted at last week.

We had a full tour of the property via the UTV with D’Anne, Jana, Suz, Coach, Peanut and Biscuit. (BTW, we have special harnesses and straps to keep the girls safe in the UTV, the Frenchies, not my friends.)

Just Call her The Anchor

We ended the tour at the pond which has filled up nicely. A few months ago Coach had a ton of fish (12,000) brought into the pond from Alabama. There is even a feeder on a timer; it didn’t take long for the birds and raccoons to know when noon rolls around!

Anyhoo, to the someone almost died part. The dogs were very interested in the Canada geese, and they were walking along the water line trying to get as close as possible with no luck.

Peanut then went to the spillover poking around and just walked off into the water, as if she were Jesus. I didn’t see her fall in, but my attention was grabbed as Coach said something calmly like ‘hold on, I’m gonna get you’ and he reached down for her, he was able to grab her in one swoop, but that girl was sinking fast. She came out, coughed a bit, shook the pond water off of her and looked at us like: What the hell just happened?

Coach: her eyes were huge, her little legs were moving, but she was sinking fast; that dog would make a great anchor.

My heart just about burst out of my chest and in that same moment I didn’t see Biscuit and I started screaming for her, thinking that everyone would soon disappear into the pond; luckily Biscuit was right behind me, wondering why I was losing my mind. My heart still pounds thinking about it all.

TWINNING

One morning, my Uncle Jim came over as he and Coach were going over to the property to check on things. I giggled when Coach came out of the bedroom and the two of them were in their respective matching Double L uniforms for the day!

Two of the best men you could ever encounter.

I Could Sit On That

I’ve shared before how Biscuit loves to sit on top of her sister; it happens daily. But what you might not know, is she doesn’t just prefer to sit on other dogs, she is an equal sitting opportunist and includes Humans as her seating spot. Occasionally, she will climb in our bed and splay herself on my noggin. It’s great. No really, it’s so comfortable for me. 🫣

This past weekend, she climbed the Coach and used the Coach as her perch.

We have the weirdest, non swimming dogs. Actually Biscuit could probably swim because she has actual legs and is fairly lean. Poor Peanut is built like a legless tank.

Has anyone ever had a dog that couldn’t swim? Never in my life did I imagine a dog who couldn’t….I mean, the type of swimming I do is called a Doggie Paddle!

XOXO

The Writing Is On The Wall (and the toilet and the door)

I know I shouldn’t complain about my home, because I’m fortunate to have a safe place to land each day. But for the love of everything, it’s overly needy.

It’s usually the electric gate, the air-conditioning, the water or the plumbing. Always with the plumbing.

Since we have people coming and going and my husband isn’t always so focused on things that aren’t functioning properly, I add a handy dandy little note. so we don’t get caught in a dry pickle. We are on a well system and get our water via a reverse osmosis tank; if you let the water run and run, the tank will empty and we will have zero water. none. zip. zilch.

This makes for a cranky Suz, although I don’t need the finest things in life, I’m a much better person with running water.

Our current Sign Situation

Bathroom One: I love threatening people.

I used to have great handwriting, but as I’ve gotten older (lazier) it’s not as neat, plus I’m guessing I was in Frustration Mode when writing these notes.

Bathroom Two: I’m tempted to change sticks to sucks.

Main door to the lanai won’t open for no apparent reason: I put that note for our 23 year old dog sitter when she stayed here last weekend. I knew she would get it.

Bathroom Three: Some of you might recall this sign and post from 2021 when our painter Jeff Spicolli Super Stoner, didn’t want to read this sign all the way through because he thought I was sharing GOSPEL information and not toilet information.

Spicolli felt terrible about us being without water for 13 hours after that incident, so he did a nice repair the next day. Sadly, that toilet is again running. I’ve not added a sign, I’ve just closed the door and not let anyone in there.

I don’t want to jinx it, but our toilet in the master bathroom is in perfect working order.

We also have two sinks (kitchen & guest bath) with the absolute worst water pressure in the twenty first century. Add in that in our master bathroom, I had to turn off the hot water to our sinks because my side would continually drip, even after a plumber looked at it twice. *sigh*

I have new plumbers, the ones who installed our tankless water heaters and they will be out next week to address ALL of the things. Well, not the door. Not sure when the Coach will be able to tackle that one.

Wish me luck!

Anyone else leave little notes around your house regarding the broken stuff so it doesn’t get worse?

XO