The Coach and I had our 32nd wedding anniversary on Thursday; we enjoyed a nice dinner out on Friday night.
Where It Started And Where It Still Is.
Did I ever mention (I probably did) that my husband is handsy. Touchy. Feely. Not in the Chester Molester way, well, unless it’s ME who’s being Chester Molested.
CASE IN POINT

We were kids and less of me to be manhandled in 1992.
I’m not sure where I was going with this, but thinking about my Handsy guy…this was almost an issue back when he spent so much time Coaching. My husband knows his softball rules. I remember vividly during the time he was coaching High School, about 70% of games he would have an issue with the umpire’s call, and Coach would call a time-out.
Linds and I would cringe because as we saw Coach heading to have a discussion with the umpire, we knew it was about.to.go.down.
A fight? Yelling?
NOPE.
Touching.
Coach would put his arm around the shoulders of, or a hand on the shoulder of the Umpire and have a calm, respectful discussion. It was the touching part that we always worried about. Some people do.not.like to be touched. In the end nothing bad ever happened. I mean, he was thrown out of some of his Travel League games, but not for touching; it was for arguing with the ump.
Still to this day, almost 38 years after our first meeting, he will rarely pass me in the kitchen without some sort of touching happening. My derrière. My shoulder. My back. It’s all fair game as I signed up for this. If my attorney is reading this: I gave full consent.
Many moons ago I did one of those Love Language tests and I believe his was Touch and Gifts. Or the Gift Of Touch. Something like that….
Suzanne, get back on track
Oh, yes, our anniversary. We don’t usually do anything crazy when it comes to gifts, (except for our 25th when he surprised me with a vow renewal and an upgraded diamond) but this year my husband gifted me with the loveliest watch and in return I gave him sausage.
That is not a metaphor for anything, I literally got him a bag of sausage snacks at Costco and he was thrilled. Seems even, right?
Honestly, I’d love to go out and buy him something super special, but the guy literally buys himself whatever he wants and I wouldn’t know where to start, so, Sausage Snacks from Costco it is.
I had a fun time clarifying to my children that we are positively married.

Cue the 80’s, 90’s and 2000’s montage












All this to say, if I had to choose again, I’d choose to be molested by with Coach again, in a heartbeat.
Anyone else get felt-up on the regular?
How about gifts? If you currently have or had a significant other, did you do real gifts, like NOT consumables from Costco?
XOXO
